Daddy Bone

Lyrics

I had a dream
I had a dream
And I woke up with a scream
Because in my dream
I was naked
I was naked
I was in public
And I was naked

People were looking at me
Some of the were staring
Some of the were glaring
'Cause I was naked
And I was in public

Why am I having such a terrible dream?

I had a dream
And I woke up in a cold cold sweat
I was screaming
Because in my dream
I was naked
As a Jaybird
That was shaven

I was in my birthday suit
And I wasn't very cute
I had no shoes on my feet
I was standing in the street
You could see my meat
I was naked

Why am I having such a terrible dream?

It was starting to get cold out
Things were starting to shrivel up
I was looking for a shadow I could hide in
'Cause I was wearing nothing but my skin

Then I saw a policeman
He came right on up to me
We looked me right in the face
And as I looked into his eyes
I started to realize
He was naked

The policeman was naked
He didn't have on his uniform
He didn't even have his gun
He was naked
Naked

And as I started to look around
I noticed everyone in town was naked
The were absolutely positively completely
Stark raving nude
And nobody was sexy
But at least, nobody was crude

There were all just naked
Like Adam and Eve
I couldn't believe it
I thought I was going crazy
Everybody I saw was standing in the raw
They didn't have nothing to hide
Not even their pride
The whole world was naked
Like the animals in the zoo
Everyone was naked
Even me
And even you

Why am I having such a terrible dream?