It's a folk song about Wendy O. Williams in the tradition of telling tall tales... and yet, it really did happen this way.

Lyrics

Wendy O. I miss you so
You really took the cake
You blew up cars and you chain sawed guitars
But you were never fake
You took the cake

I saw you late at night on my TV
Was it a nightmare or a dream?
You took a two handed sledge hammer
And demolished a television set
You were the queen of extreme

Wendy O. I miss you so
You really took the cake
You blew up cars and you chain sawed guitars
But you were never fake
You took the cake

In your Mohawk haircut and your whipped cream
You took the entire establishment on
The cops in Milwaukee beat to a bloody pulp
But you didn't lose any steam
That's why I'm singing this song

Wendy O. I miss you so
You really took the cake
You blew up cars and you chain sawed guitars
But you were never fake
You took the cake

Everybody every where wants everything
And they want it right now
You showed things are not always what they seem
You said, "Things are just things"
And that's just exactly what they are
I really liked your whipped cream

Wendy O. I miss you so
You really took the cake
You blew up cars and you chain sawed guitars
But you were never fake
You took the cake
And you were never ever fake
And you were not on the take
And you really did take the cake